31, she/they, (gender/)queer, aroace. Expect activism, memes, fandom stuff, and silliness. If I’ve described your post incorrectly let me know and I’ll edit the corrections in. Icon is a digital bust of me winking and doing finger guns by @murphy-kim
the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter
twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on
Some leaf art based on reference pictures I took on my morning walks 🌱
[id: two digital paintings showing close-ups of leaves. One shows oblong pointed leaves of dark green of many plants close together. This has round white berries or flowers on short stalks. The second shows rounder leaves of yellow green covered in raindrops. End id]
[id copied from alt text: Digital drawing of an astronaut standing on the moon with three white rabbits, all from behind. One of the rabbits is looking up at the astronaut and the astronaut is looking down at the rabbits while pointing at the earth in the sky above them. ENd id]
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
It’s even worse than i remember it
I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.
Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”
My sick email can’t compete with any of these, but here it is in its entirety. I think I had COVID at the time, so the brain was ultra foggy. I reread this thing like 8 or 9 times and couldn’t find anything wrong with it. If you’re wondering why I keep asking for the zoom link it’s because my college cracked down on profs letting people use the link if they didn’t have a doctor’s note, and these classes all had mandatory attendance.
Good evening,
I am currently sick. I hope that I won’t be tomorrow, but I’ll try to not be. I can be in class tomorrow online probably if the zoom meeting can be given to me. I have no fever right now so I will have no doctor’s note by tomorrow probably, bu t I can go try and get one. I’m not all that sick, so I can come in in person if you want me to tomorrow, but I will try to not be tomorrow in sick morning.
I’ll let you know in the morning how I fell. I will be in the zoom if I have the zoom. I’ll probably feel better tomorrow.
Sorry if I missed any typos, I did my best.
harmofud
PS. Sorry if I typed wrong and and not good sentence structure, I promise I’m a better writer than I am.
[image descriptions: two watercolor paintings of a blue body of water surrounded by green trees and mountains, as viewed from a rocky outcropping. the two paintings are different views of the same area, one with the water off to the right side and the other with it centered in frame. several silhouetted birds fly overhead. /end i.d.]
[image description: a watercolor painting of giant goldfish swimming through clouds at sunset. the fish are left uncolored, with only pen outlines. the clouds are painted in vivid yellows, pinks, and oranges, and the bottom of the painting is lined with silhouetted pine trees. /end i.d.]
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